Wearing jorts in a mass crowd of others who enjoy wearing jorts.


Cracking my dog up with knock-knock jokes.


Having allergic reactions to the grass while lying in the park.


Using my magical powers to write my name in pink light.


Climbing trees in outfits not made for tree-climbing.



Noting how all palm trees stand like awkward teenagers.


Dancing like a 90s icon.


Convincing myself that this clown won't come alive at night to kill me.


Laughing.