Wearing jorts in a mass crowd of others who enjoy wearing jorts.


Claiming this adorable dog is my dog.
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Having allergic reactions to the grass while lying in the park.


Using my magical powers to write my name in pink light.


Climbing trees in outfits not made for tree-climbing.


Being taken far, far out of my comfort zone.


Noting how all palm trees stand like awkward teenagers.


Dancing like a 90s icon.


Convincing myself that this clown won't come alive at night to kill me.


Laughing.