Outside: Wow, I really like your gift. Like, I like it like it. It truly is the only gift for me. If your gift was a person, I'd be interested in dating it. Exclusively. I'd take it out for endless soup, salad and breadsticks. I'd wait for it outside of work, even at night. I'd rent an apartment with it. Cry-laugh at romantic comedies with it. Maybe even get married to it. I want to have babies with your gift. I'm thinking 5 or 6.

Inside: Hypothetically, of course.



Inside Copy: Your generosity caught me off guard.